Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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