: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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