dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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