Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize