i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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