Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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