yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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