that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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