His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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