Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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