No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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