Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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