Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
