Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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