? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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