I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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