haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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