he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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