I hate your face
actually, I'm a sock model
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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