so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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