we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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