Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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