Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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