You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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