dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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