Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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