fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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