Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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