I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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