I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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