What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Someone signed my nipple.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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