i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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