Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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