Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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