I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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