Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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