just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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