I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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