she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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