this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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