Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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