Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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