Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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