I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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