yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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