speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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