I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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