hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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