Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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