Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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