There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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