I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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