If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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