so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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