I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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